Big Squirrels gathered in their masses,
Slow as ground hogs in molasses.
Evil minds that plot seduction,
Sorcerers of nut destruction.
In the field Mattie is churning,
as her little feet keep turning.
Death and hatred to rat kind,
she bit that fat squirrel's plump behind.
Oh Lord yeah!
Squirrels hide themselves away,
they only started the war.
Why should they go out to fight?
They won't leave the tree no more.
Time will tell with Mattie's powerful mind,
she makes war on squirrels just for fun.
Treating those rats just like stuffed chew toys,
waiting til those little rodents run.
Yeah!
Now in darkness squirrels start falling
Thrashes once and then stops crawling
No more big squirrels have the power
Jaws of dog have seized the hour
Day of judgment, Mattie's howling
On their knees, the big squirrels are bawling
Begging mercy for their sins,
Mattie barking starts her din
Oh Lord Yeah!