Okay, so this week we were reminded for the 4 millionth time that John McCain was a POW. Sarah Palin came out of the wilderness to be nominated as Republican VP. She brings a vast array of experience including threatening librarians, collecting earmarks for bridges that she later doesn't support, giving birth to a large family, not having any control over her promiscuous alcohol sucking teen named after the home of ESPN, and a deep belief that everything is god's fault or plan. She's not sure if Iraq is in South America or not, but oh well.
We also learned that over 800 war protesters were arrested for exercising their right to protest peacefully outside the RNC. We learned that republicans are against the inexperience unless the name is Palin and against asking tough political questions of women unless it's Hillary Clinton. We learned that the media is pro-democrat except for the majority of the time when they are bashing them on television. We learned that McCain is a maverick except about 90% of the time when he votes with Bush, if he shows up to vote at all which is not likely. We learned that if a REAL hurricane had hit New Orleans it would have been underwater again. Thanks FEMA! Thanks government rebuilding effort!
We learned that Palin doesn't believe in man-made global warming as an ice shelf the size of Manhattan floated by. We learned Palin is a maverick too because she is sueing the Bush administration for keeping Polar bears from going extinct.
We learned that spending $140 million dollars will not buy you a good baseball team in Detroit. We learned that the mayor of Detroit takes full responsibilty for the fact that its not really his fault he's a liar. We learned that the jobless rate has soared while the Republicans didn't have enough time in the last four days to talk about how they were going to solve that problem. We learned that picking on Russia is a good way to start a diversionary cold war.
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